Ride ze shoopuf?
Friday, September 18, 2009
Tuesday, November 08, 2005
Never doing it again
I experienced a horrible experience today (yes redundancy rules). Sadly I live a mile (and a half) away from school and even more sadly decided to walk. You know it sounded like a good idea before I started walking. So a friend and I went on walking. Walk walk walk walk walk. Then there was the ultimate of terrors....... the "hill" It was a huge hill. and before i knew it i was a good 5 yards behind my friend. You know that dog looked really big...................You know the whole walk might have been worth it if i had made it a fraction of a second before the bus but nooooooooooooooo. i got there a full 3 minutes after the bus. so i am now sitting here with sore legs lamenting the travel back from school.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
Guess What!!
Guess what my internet peeps! Its time for a new phrase of the whatever! This was told to me by a friend's sister so here goes. Ahem. "Do not laugh at someone until you have walked a mile in thier shoes. Then laugh hystericly because you are a mile away and have thier shoes."Sunday, August 28, 2005
Did you hear...?
Did you hear the proclomation the king made? Is that harsh or what? I'm thinking of staging a "Read-in" at the palace...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUARDS!!! NO I'M NOT READING..........-dead-Tuesday, August 23, 2005
Hear Ye...
Hear Ye Hear Ye,
Henceforth "reading" will be construed as a crime. Offenders will have thier mouth's sewn shut, thier eyelashes plucked, and beheaded. Depending on the seriousness of the crime I might be leniant.
The King
