Ride ze shoopuf?

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2009-09-18T16:44:00.001-07:00

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Never doing it again

2005-11-08T15:48:00.000-08:00

I experienced a horrible experience today (yes redundancy rules). Sadly I live a mile (and a half) away from school and even more sadly decided to walk. You know it sounded like a good idea before I started walking. So a friend and I went on walking. Walk walk walk walk walk. Then there was the ultimate of terrors....... the "hill" It was a huge hill. and before i knew it i was a good 5 yards behind my friend. You know that dog looked really big...................
You know the whole walk might have been worth it if i had made it a fraction of a second before the bus but nooooooooooooooo. i got there a full 3 minutes after the bus. so i am now sitting here with sore legs lamenting the travel back from school.

Guess What!!

2005-09-01T14:50:00.000-07:00

Guess what my internet peeps! Its time for a new phrase of the whatever! This was told to me by a friend's sister so here goes. Ahem. "Do not laugh at someone until you have walked a mile in thier shoes. Then laugh hystericly because you are a mile away and have thier shoes."

Did you hear...?

2005-08-28T13:17:00.000-07:00

Did you hear the proclomation the king made? Is that harsh or what? I'm thinking of staging a "Read-in" at the palace...AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUARDS!!! NO I'M NOT READING..........-dead-

Hear Ye...

2005-08-23T15:31:00.000-07:00

Hear Ye Hear Ye,

Henceforth "reading" will be construed as a crime. Offenders will have thier mouth's sewn shut, thier eyelashes plucked, and beheaded. Depending on the seriousness of the crime I might be leniant.

The King

Sunday...Sunday..Someday.....

2005-08-21T14:41:00.000-07:00

Yes, it is going to be the second week of school. Thanks for asking! School is okay except for -shudder- STANDARDIZED DRESS!!! I have little to no homework, to which I am currently blowing off. Yes I know, I hear this quote all the time, "Stop Procrastinating!" But, Hey! Its not due till like Thursday! Sooooooooooo procrastinate I shall! You would too, I know I can see it....-zoning out- Wahh? Sorry me bucco, zoned out there. Anyway I only have one class with my friend, and its -shudder again- PE. I HATE PE!!! But eh okay. I went to the mall/movies yesterday but...thats not really exciting....yeah.....yeah.

New

2005-08-12T14:59:00.000-07:00

Now that I feel better about the whole school thing I can tell
everyone that I'm going to school with one of my bestfriends this
year! Yep middle school... I can't say good times because homeschool
middle school sucked. So... Shut up You!

I failed

2005-08-10T13:22:00.000-07:00

Forget everything i said about going to highschool. i failed all my
tests and am a stupid freakin moron. i'm going to webb middle school.
i thought i had passed, i thought i did alright. they told me 'Your
stupid go away' in an essence. i don't want to retake the whole year!

What......

2005-08-05T10:15:00.000-07:00

Well, I can think of someone very clearly that will be astonished I
posted twice in one day ((You know who you are!)), but that is not the
reason for this post. Approximately 20 minutes ago the realization
that I'm going to high school next year hit me. And it scared the freak out of
me. Another realization that I know absolutely no one there also hit
me, and ((Stupid chuckle)) that scared me more! So I have spent the
last 20 minutes watching "StrongBad Emails, at Homestarrunner.com.
They severely help! Everybody should watch them! Including someone who will remain nameless, and will be surprised I posted twice in one day!

I'm not going to lie...

2005-08-05T07:16:00.000-07:00

Well yesterday ((Being Thursday)) I went to my freshman orientation
and I'm not going to lie to you.... It was awesome! I can't even tell
you how awesome it was, it was that awesome. We did go on a tour of
the school though... I gotta tell you it was not helpful, I will still
get hopelessly lost. But I guess it is good to have a vague idea,
yeah...yeah.

Yep

2005-08-02T09:07:00.000-07:00

I pretty much think it is official now. I just received bus scheduling
and the like. Now that my brain is working to it's normal capacity I
just remembered something (scary ain't it?). A while ago I went on a
rant about 'Phrases of the Day/Week/Month/Year' and I got to tell you,
I forgot about it 'till just now. I have absolutely no clue how long
it has been since I wrote that, and really don't feel like looking it
up I'm just going to pretend it never happened and give a new phrase
completely made up by me!
Here it is coming to you live from my apartment
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt'sssssssss PHRASE OF THE
WHATEVER TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'Go to sleep and dream of puppies and kittens and rainbows, oh and
your not alleric to the puppies and kittens, but they do have fur...
they just have non allergen Type fur....(Babble) Nevermind just dream
of them'

YAY!!

2005-08-01T16:08:00.000-07:00

Dear Nice Readers,

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My testing is complete! Arise, me and
enter...High School!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah I at least finished the tests.
I won't if that means anything for a couple of weeks, but for now I am
considered a high schooler!

What?

2005-07-28T19:00:00.000-07:00

The DVD player is broken! What? We were just about to watch 'the
village'! Somethings wrong! Wait! A bright shining light from above!
We can watch 'The Village' on my brother's PS2! HALLELUJAH!!!

ACK!

2005-07-28T10:52:00.000-07:00

I have to be tested to go into school next year! Yeah that's right
they think I'm stupid. This is me we're talking about! I am so nervous
it isn't funny. If anyone has words of wisdom...TELL THEM TO ME!!!!

Harry Potter

2005-07-18T12:29:00.000-07:00

If anyone cares the reason I have not written in this stupid thing is
because I was at camp all week so HAH! Anyway, when I got home Dad
graciously had a copy of Harry Potter #6 waiting for me. And Oh My
Freaking Gosh!!!!!!! The book was so wierd. Now don't worry your puny
little heads off I won't give anything that happens away for those few
who have not finished it, but, I have no clue how J.K. Rowling is
going to finish off the series with just one more book. I am seriously
befuddled. And now ! have nothing to look forward to except Harry
Potter #4 the movie!!!! I hope everyone else can wait better then me.

Ok!!!!

2005-07-02T08:21:00.000-07:00

Like ten million people have told me to update this darn thing and I
got to tell them......ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??? I can't help it if you
don't have enough stimulating stuff in your life and have to resort to
my blog, but come on! I actually have a life and don't have time for
writing this kind of crud and mostly never have anything to write
about! ERGH!!!

This rant was brought to you by food deprivation I'm hungry!!!!

Birds....Again

2005-06-10T22:13:00.000-07:00

Well you people must think I am infatuated with birds, but I'm not!
Stop thinking this but, today I was at one of me best friend's house
and they had a tree with a cardinal nest in it. The only baby had
fallen out of the nest and was about to be carried off by the cat
((Georgia's the name)). We put the little baby back in the tree, but
not in the original nest because it could break on impact, so we made
a new nest ((NOT out of twigs and leaves but of a flower pot that was
plastic)) and put it in the tree who knows wht will happen to
it..................... By the way go to google.com and google 'Harry
Potter Puppet Pals'

Bluejay Baby

2005-06-09T15:58:00.000-07:00

Yesterday I saw the cutest bluejay baby on the planet!! It still had
some fuzz on it and it was sitting in the little looped branch! Hey!
this is not lame how dare you say that! I guess you had to be
there..... But it was very very cute!

Insanity

2005-06-01T20:26:00.000-07:00

I was just sitting here thinking to myself when a thought hit me (I know it's hard to believe). Why do people have phrases of the day? How do they come up with a silly phrase for every single day of the year?? To me this seems impossible. Then there is the semi-weird "Phrase of the Week", this is more understandable than phrase of the day, but still an unattainable goal. 'Course then you get "Phrase of the Month" this seems the most likely of the group, I mean if this were an animal planet show and someone came across a Phrase of the Month they would just be like, "Oh and here is the Phrase of the Month a very common species." And with the Phrase of the Day they would be like, "Crikey! It's a Phrase of the day! This is a very rare species and not normally seen on the internet". And lastly there is the "Phrase of the Year", the best one for those people not wanting to be tied down. Just like in my journal, I would only put a new Phrase in whenever it suited me so here is me Phrase of the day/week/month/year, "Ifinsanity brings strength, why can't crazy people break their straight jackets?"

My special day......

2005-05-30T16:37:00.000-07:00

Yep today we (My dad, two friends, and I) went to the Scarborough Faire. It was fun, exciting, and etc. I got a pretty medallion necklace with a wolf on it! And a candle that looks like a mushroom. And I got my dagger fixed!!!!!!!!

Ride ze shoopuf?

2005-05-27T17:19:00.000-07:00

In case anyone is wondering, the term 'Ride ze shoopuf' is from Final Fantasy X (or 10 for those mathematically challenged people!). There is a giant animal, which kind of reminds me of an elephant, that you ride, and the owner says in the most outrageous accent, "Ride ze shoopuf?" So there you have it, for everyone who was wondering!

You've Got Spam!

2005-05-26T18:11:00.000-07:00

Do you like spam? Do you like machine processed mechanically separated animal tissue byproducts? I don't. But I do like fish sticks. I know its kind of the same idea. But let's not talk about that. Let's talk about Tulsa. Have you ever thought about what Tulsa spells backwards? On the other hand, it's best not to think about that either.

The Black Canyon Gang Rides Again

2005-05-26T17:40:00.000-07:00

El Coyote has come out of hiding and the Black Canyon Gang are again terrorizing the west, the east, the not so west, and sometimes a little north of Tulsa. We will also terrorize the Internet through this blog. You will come back. You will. We know this. You must. And somebody poisoned the water hole.